Description
| Front: | The Golden Years… The golden years have come at last. I cannot see; I cannot pee. I cannot chew; I cannot screw. My memory shrinks; my hearing stinks. No sense of smell; I look like hell. My body's drooping; have trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass. |
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| Inside: | Hope your birthday is nothing but Golden! |
| Includes: | 1 card / 1 white envelope |
| Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches |
| Envelope: | White |
| Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock |
| Product Line: | Talk Bubbles |
| Features: | Recycled Paper |
| More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
| Customize: (Optional) | Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing. |
