As We Get Older We Have To Add, Subtract, Divide, Multiply, Reduce Funny Birthday Card

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Brand:
Recycled Paper Greetings
SKU:
CD26053
UPC:
605030761725
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Front:As we get older, we have to ADD exercise, SUBTRACT carbs, DIVIDE food portions, MULTIPLY fruits and vegetables, REDUCE the percentage of alcohol…
Inside:Math sucks! Hope this adds up to a great birthday!
Includes:1 card / 1 yellow envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Envelope:Yellow
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Product Line:Zero Gravity
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior, Pull Card
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper. Certified paper sourcing - Sustainable Forestry Initiative.
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Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the color, text size and more. Because this card has special features (i.e.-glitter, diecut, etc.) that can't go through our printers we'll have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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