All I Need From Cat Funny / Humorous Birthday Card

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Front:All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out.
Inside:And remember curiosity might kill you but birthdays won't! Happy Birthday
Includes:1 card / 1 white envelope
Size:4.75 x 6.65 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Alan Wnuk
Features:Recycled Paper
More Info:Made in USA. 100% Recycled. Printed with Certified Wind Power. Carbon Neutral. Elemental Chlorine Free. Printed with Soy Ink.
Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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