AAADD Funny Birthday Card

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Front:recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…
Inside:but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Product Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.
Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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