Heads Will Roll Humorous / Funny Scott Metzger Christmas Card

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Brand:
Nobleworks
SKU:
CD9842
UPC:
745469015324
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Description

Front:Rudolph: the sleigh would be a lot more fun to pull if the driver didn't weigh 700 lbs. - Prancer, Vixen, Comet and 5 others like this. - Blitzen: He weighs only 700 pounds? - Cupid: LOL! - Dasher: Seriously! How about that practice run yesterday? He's all, “I'm tired of these sluggish take-offs.” Well, I'm tired of hauling a hippo! - Santa: “Heads will roll”.
Inside:Merry Christmas!
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Envelope:Red
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Artist/Credits:Scott Metzger
Features:Recycled Paper
More Info:Made in the USA and printed on recycled paper.
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Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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