Festivus Oh Heck Box of 12 Seinfeld Funny / Humorous Holiday Cards

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Front:Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus
Inside:The holiday for the rest of us. While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s. Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus: First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing; Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment; And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Product Line:Talk Bubbles
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.
Did you know that you have the option to have your personal message printed on the inside of the cards or your return address printed on the envelopes? Use our online customizer tool to choose the color, font, size and more. Because these are brand name greeting cards your message will not replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $0.60 per card and $0.60 per envelope. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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