Festivus Oh Heck Seinfeld Funny / Humorous Holiday Card

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Brand:
Nobleworks
SKU:
CD7984
UPC:
745469012545
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Description

Front:Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus
Inside:The holiday for the rest of us. While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s. Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus: First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing; Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment; And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Envelope:Red
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Product Line:Talk Bubbles
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.
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Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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