Christmas Carols Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

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Front:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times).
Inside:Hope your Christmas is sane.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Product Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.
Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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