Christmas Carols Box of 12 Funny / Humorous Christmas Cards

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Brand:
Nobleworks
SKU:
BX8277-12
UPC:
745469010886
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Description

Front:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times).
Inside:Hope your Christmas is sane.
Includes:12 cards / 12 red envelopes
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Envelope:Red
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Product Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper
More Info:Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper.
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Did you know that you have the option to have your personal message printed on the inside of the cards or your return address printed on the envelopes? Use our online customizer tool to choose the color, font, size and more. Because these are brand name greeting cards your message will not replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $0.60 per card and $0.60 per envelope. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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