Description
| Front: | The 12 Computer Viruses of Christmas ~ NOEL VIRUS: Renders the “L” key on your computer completely useless. SANTA CLAUS VIRUS: Comes in and wipes out all your cookies. THE 12 DAYS OF VIRUSES: Twelve days of spammers spamming. REGIFTER VIRUS: Keeps trying to return unwanted files to your inbox. OFFICE PARTY VIRUS: Penetrates your hard drive during your annual Christmas party, but no meaningful data is exchanged. TRIPLE X-MAS VIRUS: Opens endless porn pop-ups for the rest of the holiday season. CHRISTMAS IN-LAWS VIRUS: Comes unannounced, taking up free space and crashing until New Year's. THREE WISE MEN VIRUS: Suddenly your computer makes no frankin'-scense. JOY2K VIRUS: Makes your computer want to party like it's 1999. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS VIRUS: Leaves your computer with no programs stirring, not even your mouse. JACK FROST VIRUS: Nips at your memory and freezes all of your windows. ELF VIRUS: Starts off as a small virus, then toys with your toolbar and settings. |
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| Inside: | Have a Merry Christmas and spread the joy! |
| Includes: | 1 card / 1 red envelope |
| Size: | 4.6x6.75 inches |
| Envelope: | Red |
| Paper Stock: | Recycled Heavy Cardstock |
| Product Line: | Talk Bubbles |
| Features: | Recycled Paper |
| More Info: | Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. |
| Customize: (Optional) | Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing. |
