Night Before Christmas Funny / Humorous Christmas Card

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Front:Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a calorie was spared, it all went in my mouth. My stockings were hung by my ankles, legs bare they no longer fit and I didn't care. The chocolates were eaten, the damage was done. The hell with my diet and boy it was fun. Now brownies! Now Brittle! Now Egg Nog and Fudge Tin! On Cookies! On Cupcakes! On Fruitcake and Blintzes! To the girth of my hips! To my intestinal walls! Now eat away! Eat away! Eat away all!
Inside:Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good bite.
Includes:1 card / 1 red envelope
Size:4.6x6.75 inches
Paper Stock:Recycled Heavy Cardstock
Product Line:Talk Bubbles
Features:Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
More Info:Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.
Did you know that your personal message can be printed on the inside of this card? Use our online customizer tool to choose the font, color and more. We'll add your personal message with one of our printers or you can have a customer care team member handwrite your message. This is a great option if you want to send the card directly to the recipient for a special occasion. Because this is a brand name greeting card your message cannot replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $1.00 per card. Learn more about personalization and printing.

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