|Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a calorie was spared, it all went in my mouth. My stockings were hung by my ankles, legs bare they no longer fit and I didn't care. The chocolates were eaten, the damage was done. The hell with my diet and boy it was fun. Now brownies! Now Brittle! Now Egg Nog and Fudge Tin! On Cookies! On Cupcakes! On Fruitcake and Blintzes! To the girth of my hips! To my intestinal walls! Now eat away! Eat away! Eat away all!
|Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good bite.
|12 cards / 12 red envelopes
|Recycled Heavy Cardstock
|Recycled Paper, Full Color Interior
|Printed on recycled paper. Made in USA.
|Did you know that you have the option to have your personal message printed on the inside of the cards or your return address printed on the envelopes? Use our online customizer tool to choose the color, font, size and more. Because these are brand name greeting cards your message will not replace the pre-printed artwork and verse. The printing service fee is $0.60 per card and $0.60 per envelope. Learn more about personalization and printing.